[ i’m sorry this didn’t really fit in with the drabble prompts weeps forgive me. also, zombie apocalypse au! ]
"S-Shit, shit, fuck—"
Jongin is trembling violently, his body hunched and curled into a tiny ball. Taemin can hear him mumbling incoherent expletives as he rocks back and forth, clutching onto himself tightly as if he’d fall apart at the seams if he didn’t.
The sounds from outside the garage door get louder. There isn’t time for this.
[ / he nods and listens intently. ] Well, I guess I’m up for full-timing, so that’ll be seven-thirty to six right? How much is your salary then? And how much is the employee discount? Ah speaking of free drinks, I need to give out a few in compensation to the customers that I’ve chased away because I was unable to take their order. I told them to come back in a few days and their drink will be on the house. [ / pouts a little when you didn’t answer the last the question. ] Hey, no one said I could only ask work-related questions right? I was just asking things that I’m genuinely curious about.
Full time, huh? [/nods to himself, tongue clicking] Alright. That means you’ll be by yourself in the afternoons on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays though—I’ve got class those days, since I part-time. Yunho-hyung should be around, but I haven’t seen him in lately… [/trails off, before shrugging] My salary remains undisclosed, sorry. And free drinks like that are fine. It was my fault for not briefing you earlier, anyway. [/blinks, coughing pointedly] Personal questions will have to wait till when we’re off work. …Well, that’s it, I guess? Now all I have to do is teach you how to make actual coffee.
[ / he blinks and nods, closing the door behind them before following you into the staff lounge and takes a seat next to you. ] … Can you tell me how to make coffee already? And where are the recipes? Which shifts am I doing? What are my off days? How much is my salary? Do I get year-end bonuses? Do I get my lunch provided? And how long is lunch? Do I get free drinks? Where is the price list? What are the operating hours? What’s your favorite color? Where do you live? What’s your mom’s name? So when are we getting married?
I’ll teach you how to make coffee in a bit. The recipes are by the counter; I’ll show you later. You’re—well, it all depends, I guess. I’m not entirely sure if you’re part-timing or a full-time staff worker… [/mumbles curses to himself as he tries to sort through the pile of folders for your profile] Well, uh. I’ll find it later. If you’re part-timing, then you have the choice of the morning or afternoon shift. Morning shift is from seven-thirty till one; afternoon shift is from one to six. You get two breaks; an hour lunch break, and a thirty-minute one. Um, what else, what else. [/bites his lower lip thoughtfully] I don’t have the specifics of your salary—you have to ask Yongguk-hyung about that. No, you don’t get free drinks. You get an employee discount though, which is pretty nice. Price list is on the chalkboard above the counter. My favorite color is… I dunno, I don’t think I have one. Maybe blue? My mom’s name is Lee Kyungsoon. I live with Jinki-hyung at— [/stops abruptly, shooting you an accusing look] Hey, these aren’t even work-related anymore!
( NICE HOTEL WE WORK AT )
[ i’LL JUST BS THE ENTIRE THING AHHAHA IM APOLOGIZE]
( you are good job. i suppose you can blame yongguk for it since he didn’t provide with that info- )
[ taemin’s been working at the cafe for longer than guk was the manager LOL so it’s… really just my fault orz ]
[iT OCCURRED TO ME JUST NOW THAT I LITERALLY MAKE UP ALL TAEMIN’S WORK HOURS AND SALARY AND SH IT AHAHAHAH
i need to talk to guk about thi somg ]
[/ruthlessly shakes love into you <3/ well. i still think it was gorgeous and perf~ and that you could rp anyone. i didnt know wtf i was doing when i started rping jae and i still dont know wtf im doing /cackles]
[ /ac CEPS THE LOVE WITH OPEN ARMS; and awkejrg thank you so much it means a lot coming from you omg ; u ; YOU’RE PERFECT AS JAEJOONG TBH ]